TONY: Hey guyz! Welcome to our site at Slurpie.8M.com! What the hell does slurpie have to do with it? Dont ask me! Do you know Steve? STEVE: Nope I sure dont. Umm.. Monkey?
TONY: Dont make me hit you!
TONY THEN HITS STEVEN AND STEVEN PULLS OUT AN AK-47.
CHRIS: Im the real one behind this site. But I dont know what Slurpie means either. Tony just told me to put that.
Webmasters Note: Oh BTW WE DO Know what Slurpie means something YOUR girlfriend will never give you...